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Chuck Norris is the only man that can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Good job reposting what someone said on the first page....
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LMFAO...sorrry but this thread is cracking me up...

CHUCK NORRIS FTW!!

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Whoever said that only the good die young must of been in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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When CHUCK NORRIS does math thier are no remainders ...

CHUCK NORRIS can mathmaticly make two wrongs make a right ...
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Chuck Norris once used morse code to communicate with someone across the world.

We now call these earthquakes, and secondary tremors.

























FACT!!!
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into the backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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For a while Chuck Norris Drove an F-150.

I am ashamed that some part of my breain is dedicated to remembering anythng on Walker Texas Ranger.
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For a while Chuck Norris Drove an F-150.

I am ashamed that some part of my breain is dedicated to remembering anythng on Walker Texas Ranger.
dude they never used ford only Gm , Chrysler - not even in a flash back
the only fords used in the production was as extras cars ( i take that back a reacuring role was Ranger Walt Cobb who was killied in the line of Duty in the last episode a two part finale entitled "the final showdown" and he drove a single cab mid 90s turquoise F-150 but never Walker )

CHUCK NORRIS won the 1983 world series of poker despite holding only
a 3 of clubs - a green # 6 uno card - a get out of jail free card from monopaly- a joker and a king of hearts.
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lol, this thread is awesome. Who would have thought 3 pages would stem from such a dumbass question.
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I once played poker with Chuck Norris. I flopped a royal flush and he still bluffed me out.
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^^^^Chuck Norris took out Russ jones with a hand shake....lmao...
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If Chuck Norris has sex with another man, it's because he ran out of women.

Women do not have sex with Chuck Norris. They try to survive it.
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dude they never used ford only Gm , Chrysler - not even in a flash back
the only fords used in the production was as extras cars ( i take that back a reacuring role was Ranger Walt Cobb who was killied in the line of Duty in the last episode a two part finale entitled "the final showdown" and he drove a single cab mid 90s turquoise F-150 but never Walker )

CHUCK NORRIS won the 1983 world series of poker despite holding only
a 3 of clubs - a green # 6 uno card - a get out of jail free card from monopaly- a joker and a king of hearts.

I thought they always used Ford for the bad guys cars, or something like that. However I do know Trevett drove a mustang convertible as his personal car in at least one episode.

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Yes This is me, about to get owned!
look at chuck's index finger. He is ready to take you down with that sneaky sucker

He's about to slit your wrist with wish fingernail and roundhouse you to a quick painless death
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All this Chuck Norris chat made me investigate, did you know he is 67 years old? Holly hell....
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that's in human years.
In chuck years he is only 7.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
****in A!!!!
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on a side note,hank hill used to drive a ranger,and what about baywatch thay used rangers......lol
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