Best Comebacks, bumper stickers, or statements for driving a ranger or small truck?
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Generally when I see a lifted truck and I'm on a four lane road, I try to stay on the passenger side so that when we pull up to a light they'll feel the need to roll down the window and shout. Usually I can get a good look at his gf and tell her to call me when she wants a real man.
If he has no gf in the passenger seat, I laugh at him and drive away.
If he has no gf in the passenger seat, I laugh at him and drive away.
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The only time I ever get **** for the ranger is from my friends, but that's just bullshitting. Hell, I get more flack for the focus. Haha.
Back in high school, I used to take the truck out to the local mud hole on Friday nights, and every once in a while some of the inbreds would start talkin **** about how their clapped out dodge ram would run circles around my toy truck. At which point my friends and I would sit back and watch them "prove it to me". It was always a good laugh. Lol. Moral of the story, there's no real need for a comeback, just sleep easy knowing that there are people out there who are less intelligent than you.
Back in high school, I used to take the truck out to the local mud hole on Friday nights, and every once in a while some of the inbreds would start talkin **** about how their clapped out dodge ram would run circles around my toy truck. At which point my friends and I would sit back and watch them "prove it to me". It was always a good laugh. Lol. Moral of the story, there's no real need for a comeback, just sleep easy knowing that there are people out there who are less intelligent than you.
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The assistant director at my job has a brand new Tundra and a Harley, truck completely stock except for a bed cover, and the Harley barely has miles on it. He makes fun of my Ranger and Yamaha R6 telling me to get a real truck and real bike.
I just laugh because I actually take my truck offroad mudding and my bike has over 40K miles... And best of all, he's a part time officer... so I expect the holy-er than thou attitude. lol
I just laugh because I actually take my truck offroad mudding and my bike has over 40K miles... And best of all, he's a part time officer... so I expect the holy-er than thou attitude. lol
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When I was at the Ford dealer they had these big ridiculous trucks _ totally useless.
You couldn't haul anything in the them, the box was too short because they had a full back seat.
It was so high with the lift kit that you needed a fork lift to load things into the box.
The top edge of the box was at my chest and I'm 6 feet.
You needed a step ladder to get into the thing _ and parking, forget that...
One of the salesman came over and was commenting on it, and I said " what's this thing get, 20 gallons to the mile".
You couldn't haul anything in the them, the box was too short because they had a full back seat.
It was so high with the lift kit that you needed a fork lift to load things into the box.
The top edge of the box was at my chest and I'm 6 feet.
You needed a step ladder to get into the thing _ and parking, forget that...
One of the salesman came over and was commenting on it, and I said " what's this thing get, 20 gallons to the mile".
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